In Which I Decide My Computer Has HIV/AIDS

Fuck my computer and its shitastic broken-down virus-infested ass. My computer must have fucking AIDS 'cos the "Add Image" button isn't working. Isn't that the SIMPLEST FUCKING BUTTON. *click* nothing. *clickclick* nothing. *CLICKCLICKBITCHFUCKERCLICKCLICK* nothing. AND MY MUM IS NOT HELPING BY BLASTING CHRISTINA AGU-WHATEVER AT 5 FUCKING AM. Is she ten or something? Get some taste, please. *huge eye roll and sigh* I need a smoke.