FAIL.

An Iron Maiden tee, really?

Rock isn't about tucking in your shirt and having your pants all nicely pressed and your denim jacket immaculate. It's not about bands or brands. It's about extremes, wearing the night on your pants, getting rips and patches and badges to mark where you've been. And it is most certainly about having everlasting bedhead, 'cos that's where you end up, anyway.

So to all those fashionista trying to be "Rock n Roll": You better know what the fuck you're getting into. Because the imitators are as easy to spot as a cover band.

"Everybody these days is talking about rock, but they forget about the roll."-Keith Richards