Sometimes We Need to Type

What's the number one perk to your profession?

Uh, pass.

What's the sleaziest part of your job?

You mean school? All the sleazes. Duh.

What gets you up in the morning?

My cat. *glares at cat*

What’s one thing your parents taught you that turned out to be true?

Puerto Ricans are insane drivers.

How would you make the world a better place?

Improve the way women are portrayed in every aspect of media.

Where do you hide out?

In hideouts. Way to ask obvious questions, man.

If you were Obama, what’s one thing you would do for your country?

I'm not the political type, I can't answer something like that...

Name 3 reasons to be in a good mood right now:

1. I'm all showered.

2. The windows are open.

3. There's a frozen pizza waiting for me to eat it.

How do you stay alive?

Human contact. Screw food, sleep, people really keep me there and sane.