The State of Things

We're going all bare minimum this Christmas. But what is it people need? We want to spend the least amount of money on things people actually care about. Like...
The Cheap Shit People Need:

• American Apparel socks. Male and female.
• Starbucks gift cards. Best. Thing. Ever.
• Candy. Works every time.
• Crayons. Coloring relieves stress.
• Alcohol

The Cheap Shit People Don't Need:

• Condoms. Seriously, that's just perverted. They can buy their own.
• Calendars. Of any sort.
• McDonald's gift cards. Yuck.
• Cheap DVDs that star Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson.

Choose wisely.