10 Reasons Being a Model Sucks

1. Ridiculous clothes
Couture, skimpy little things, and shoes sky high...its a dangerous world on the runways.
2. Makeup
Ruins the skin.
3. Other Models
Mean people suck.
4. No food.
Ever. Oh, a flute of champage and a chocolate-dipped strawberry. Bon appetite.
5. Pressure
Skinnier, taller, blonder, faster.
6. Long Photoshoots
With some pansy photographer.
7. Not so hot pay
Unless you're Christy, Linda, or Naomi
8. Stereotypes
You're dumb, you're a slut. Not actually true when speaking to Lily Cole or Raquel Zimmerman
9. Eating Disorders
Leads pretty girls to the dark side
10. Sleep Deprivation
Usually from one or several of the above. So much for beauty sleep.